Blog Town - Population ME

Oh it's been quite some time since my last post... I apologize as I had no idea how time consuming a blog could really be. It literally eats away at the hours of your life. However I have come across a blog-worthy item that I wish to share with you all. Please put your hands together for the musical whimsy of 'DJ Strombole" and "Lord of the Dance" as we kick up a lyrical masterpiece for you.

Joel: you best believe i bought $9 worth of bread at the grocery store earlier today
Lord: o my
Joel: yep can't get enough
Lord: u just cant get enuff... you just cant get enuff
Joel: boy i think about bread every niiiight and dayyyyy. i'm addicted wanna jump inside a loaaaf
Lord: Stromboli got his bread all steamin',
It givin' hottness a new meanin',
Perfection, sliced and gleamin',
Inception bread in your head, dreamin'
Joel: damn lordy i'm fiendin,
"can a brotha get some bread" i'm screamin,
gonna toast some up this evenin'
cinn-raison you know you are my demon
Lord: Strom, we could do a loaf-tripleteam and,
It could be me you the Queen-B and,
dirty bread thoughts happen while im sleepin',
Love you long time rye if you catch the meanin'

Can you name that song?

Kbye!

Lent is Tomo!

Lent is comin' in hot... and after much deliberation on what I should give up.. I have decided that there are 3 things that I can do.

1. Giving up brewskis.... it is literally going to be one of the toughest things I have ever done. Because I love kicking back with a cold one after a hard week of work. I will just power through it and come out on top healthier and possibly skinnier.

2. Giving up cursing. Yes this one that's pretty normal for a lot of people and I wanted to add it on top of the beer guy because quite frankly... I've been cursing up the wizzwazz since college and it's about time it stopped. So i'm clamping down. Mandatory prayer after every curse that is uttered from my mouthface.

3. This is just a little extra one because I think during lent on top of doing things to help yourself you should do things for other people. So I'm giving up my seat on the subway indefinitely. Aka no matter what i'm doing I'll be standing on there so that others can sit down. I'll also hop off the train if someone needs to get on (assuming it's after work and or i'm not in a rush to get to work).

Just trying to turn life around for the better and hopefully this will help meh. Let me know what your Lenten promises will be... if anyone is still reading this. See you in 40 days! Or maybe like 5 with an update.

Lata!

COMMON

pfffffft.... are you fur reallz wit dis. It's going to cost me $100 to get a license in mass... isnt it enuff that I have to become a resident of this terrible state... now they're forcing me to have to pay for it too... this is JUST. God knows how much it's going to freakin cost me to get a damn registration for my car. Hell. Hell to this damn place!! Ugh. It's a wish.

Quite lonely w/o Occupy

So aside from today being incredibly uneventful on the subway.. maybe because I went in early and took a train home at 9pm... I realized that the 1 minute walk from the bus that drops me off at South Station to the entrance to the subway is quite lonely now that there are no protesters Occupying the lawn space adjacent to the entrance of the subway. In fact I hate to say it... but I sort of just miss seeing all those people shut up in their tiny tents being miserably cold attempting to protest who knows what. It was kinda fun to pretend in that one instant of the day, instead of being a full-time laborer, I was an Occupy-ist doing literally nothing but sleeping in a tent and pooping on front doorsteps when people reject me from using their restroom. Isn't life just a wish sometimes? I pondered that subject for quite some time today.

JK --- Glad I can go deuce in my own bathroom, don't want to be one of them ever.

COMIN IN HOT!

The spiciness with which I am returning is literally JUST. Time to get back into the blog game. So I literally have no idea what any of my previous posts were and or what I promised to relate to you in them, so in the spirit of the New Year i'm starting fresh (i'm also just way too lazy to read anything i've already written, kbye). First order of business - 

Bearded ACB. 

That said, next order of business: I am living in a new abode. It's quite spacious and nice (minus the holes in the wall where windows should be... well there are windows but they do absolutely NOTHING to prevent heat from comin in.. its hell... a frozen... arctic hell). The newApt is pretty much becoming my dream bachelor pad. Color of choice: Black. Black curtains, black bookcase, black lamps, black counter tops, black futon, black. It's going to be a real man cave in here. Auto-lifting black toilet seat is the next object on my list. 

Third Item: Personal note for me to read the Strombole's blog and catch myself up on his life. He is just a child of the corn out there. Wishing him health, happiness, and millions of dollars out in LA. 

☮ & ♥ Strombole! 

#4: Letting you know that life is exceedingly well for me and that I am as jovial as could be expected these days. 

That's all I got for my first return blog post, not as exciting as I could have wished it to be but trust me there will be plenty of subway stories to tell you in a couple days! Check back tomorrow (or Tuesday) for another update. 

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