Dumb Fly.

Bizarre happenings at my house today. Firstly, my landlord showed up and asked if I was going to be showering. He didn't say when, or why he just straight up asked that question. Perplexing. I later learned he was going to be working on a sink in the house so he needed to shut off the water. Kthnx for that info b4 the question. Just a minute ago I witnessed a pretty magical thing. My computer literally killed a fly for me. Saved me 3 steps to a sandal and countless swings of my arm. Needless to say I have to starve myself tomorrow because that's about 1/2 a days worth of exercise I lost, but very thankful for it. So let me explain in detail how it all happened...

1. Random fly buzzing about my head, I cursed at it and thought about moving to attack it.
2. Decided to wait and see if it would fly out the door so I wouldn't have to move.
3. It flew out but came back.
4. Waited more.
5. It flew out and just as I decided to move to close the door it reentered. Didn't have to walk to the door at least.
6. Fly lands on my computer close to the 6inch blade the shoots air out the top of my case.
7. I debate on swinging at it since it is within arms distance. Decide its too risky because I could hurt the computer.
8. Wait some more for it to fly away... it slowly inches toward the fan.
9. I giggle thinking about what would happen if it crawled in.
10. It crawls in! In through a hole in the fan cage and is literally pummeled by the fan for a good 5 seconds.
11. Zzzzttt zztttt zztttt sounds, and me laughing.
12. Fear strikes me that its guts will be sprayed all over the inside of my computer.
13. Luckily it gets spit out through a hole on top.
14. Sigh of relief.
15. It must have been knocked out of its mind because it reenters the cage.
16. More abuse by the fan.
17. Yet another lucky turn for me that it's dead carcass is shot out of the cage and lands on the edge of my desk.
18. Paper toweled and tossed into garbage can... OWNED.
19. I smile after a 15 minute ordeal which ends with the best possible outcome for me... little to no moving on my part.

What started as a terrible day quickly has become one of the best.