1. Bendy straws are the new 'Tamagotchis'
2. Triple Double Stuffed Oreos are not as good as you would think.
Let me break things down for you by #
1. This one is pretty self explanatory therefore I'm going to refrain from explaining... however I will add that thanks to this article from 2005, bendy straws may in fact protect your teeth from cavities while drinking from them. Not to go into too much detail about the complexities and why the bend is essential but, the curved shape allows air pockets called "bendibulous bubblosous" to be injected into your drink. You may be thinking... duh carbonated stuff already has air in it, well you're wrong. Mostly it's science. Complicated to explain but those bubbles literally put a coating of protective goo on your teeth: hence good for them.
2. Upon seeing the Oreo package marked Triple Double Stuffed Oreos, my curiosity was aroused. Now I was assuming one of two things. Either there would be 3 separate fillings that contained double stuffed cream, or 2 fillings that were triple stuffed. Makes sense right? Well guess what.. 2 fillings, single stuffed with a damn wafer between them. Aka double stuffed with extra cookie to make it a regular cookie. And here's the rub.... they are 100 calories a pop. Outrageous. Completely INSANE. I'm used to guzzling Oreo's like a Hummer guzzles gas (oh you're lucky I didn't go with the explicit analogy). I'm so frustrated at these cookies for really sucking up the wazz and ruining my night that I actually contemplated throwing them out. Then out of sadness I ate the whole pack... thanks a lot Nabisco. Jackasses.
In other news, 10 year anniversary of 9/11 yesterday. God Bless America - Never Forget.
KBye Bin Laden. KBye Saddam.
R.I.H
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