To Russia with Love

This post is dedicated to all of my Russian readers out there (apparently my fan base reaches from the US to South Africa and over to Russia). Just spreading the wealth as much as could be, especially in this economy where wealth is not always distributed in the most logical manner. 

So its been some time since my last post and do I have some juicy little stories for yall. The first involves a certain SibLid's birthday partay. It was a gathering of men so to speak. We ate, we drank, we walked, we talked, we drank more, we took/spit out pocket shots, we got recorded for a tv dating show, we drank more, we tried to dance, we drank more, did some other unmentionable things, and then passed the hell out in one great birthday evening. You heard me correctly... TV DATING SHOW. The 5 of us were asked to get recorded for some kind of on demand dating show for comcast (learn more about it here:  Dating on Demand). Naturally we had pregamed the baaahhhs so we were all feeling pretty good, and no sooner did we walk into the bar, Jose McIntyre's, and order some pitchers (which they had apparently run out of (literally ran out of pitchers, not the beer) from distributing all of them so we went on a quest across the bar to acquire empty ones from random tables) than the comcast biddies were all over us telling us we looked like we really wanted to be on a tv dating on demand show. Of course we all looked at each other and said 'Hell Yea' to doing it (except Tot, camera shy as could be?). Before we even got put on camera we had to sign some release agreements so that they could use our footage if they wanted to. On the agreement they also asked for 3 different screenames for you to make up in case they did use your video (the names would be displayed so people could contact you I guess). I didn't get to see anyone elses names but I remember 2 of mine: "Tom HujOne" and "Tom WanzLuvin". Clever as could be I know

Naturally Nick jumped at the chance first to be filmed first, he's quite the stud so anything to show off his good looks he goes for. The format was pretty straightforward, camera is pointed at you, girl sits off-camera reading you questions, you respond with the question and an answer to it. No cursing or profanity allowed. It was pretty loud at the bar so we couldn't really hear what each person was saying while they were doing it, you caught things here or there but mostly couldn't get the full responses so keep in mind that most of my quotes of other people (even my own quotes) may not be entirely accurate and you should ask whoever said it. Also keep in mind we were all feeling the effects of some prebar shots... and by shots I mean we drank straight from the bottle (badass? I think so). So Nick goes first and is answering questions and about mid way through one of his responses he literally stands up and just rips his shirt off. Just grabs it and tears it apart sort of like what Hulk Hogan would do. Of course we all think nothing of it cause it's Nick...... OK that really didn't happen but I bet you if had he thought of it, he probably would have gone for it. At one point the girl asked Nick something like 'tell us some things about yourself'. To which he responded something along the lines of, 'I like to play Lax, lift, read, and I know my way around the kitchen.. in more ways than one'. Nate went next and had some pretty funny lines (ask him about them because oh I couldn't hear his responses over the music and my memory is as poor as could be). When I got up there I was feeling pretty great.. normally I would be nervous but I had prepped a template in my head of a response for every question they could possibly ask me. I would simply repeat the question, and then somehow word it so that I would say "I mean, common, I look good". Now I gotta say, it didn't work out exactly as I had planned, but I did get to use it quite a bit if I remember correctly. At one point they asked me what I look for in a girl and I think I managed to turn it around to be 'Well I want her to laugh at everything I say, basically to be really into me, because I mean, common, I look good.' It was fantastic, and I gotta say, I really nailed the whole thing. When JBabes got up there is when things took a turn for the more interesting. He had been pretending to be flashing Nick while Nick was filming, so Nick decided it was a great idea to actually flash J while it was his turn as a little bit o revenge. He literally just whipped it out (not on camera) and J was just cracking up all over the place, it was great. 

That's most of that story.. although there is some other stuff that transpired that night, but its a secret haha! I need to do some crap now but I'll finish the second part of the post (other interesting events) by the end of the night hopefully. ONO (over n out).